Leo DiCaprio to Hold Casting Calls for New Girlfriend

Right after the news broke that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli ended their five-year relationship, we learned that Leo will soon be holding casting calls for his new girlfriend. There are currently castings scheduled in New York, Los Angeles, London and Milan, although more locations may be announced soon. Lest you should decided to attend, we’ve discovered that all potential girlfriends must possess the following qualities:

-At least 5’9

-Weigh 100-125 lbs

-Have had a high-profile modeling career for at least three years

-Foreign born and semi-exotic but still white (i.e. Gisele)

-19-25 years of age

Top candidates will have appeared in Victoria’s Secret, although up and comers with potential will be considered.


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